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TimeLine Laboratories is proud to be the leading research facility in the field of Life Expectation Estimation (or as we like to call it Life-pectation)

Fear of the unknown is a universal aspect of life, so what if you could eliminate one of the major unknown factors? TimeLine Laboratories offers you the exclusive opportunity to purchase your own TimeLine clock!

Here's how it works:

-First, place an order
-Next, fill out our questionaire
-Once we have received your completed questionaire, the TimeLine staff will analyze your answers
-Thanks to years of research TimeLine Laboratories can accurately estimate your life expectancy
-Once the analysis is complete, a TimeLine countdown clock is set specifically to your estimated time of death and then shipped to you

If you would like to place an order please click on the "Place Order" link in the navigation bar!

If you have any questions or comments, please click on the "Contact Us" link to find out how to get in contact with us!

TimeLine Laboratories is proud to have distriubted over 100,000 clocks. We were the founders of the field of Life Expecancy Estimation in 1973 and began offering the TimeLine clocks in 1989. With continued research we have been able to increase the accuracy of our predictions to within 3 seconds guranteed or your money back! To date we have a record of %99.8973 percent accuracy, which we only hope to improve with time and further research

"The final hour when we cease to exist does not itself bring death; it merely of itself completes the death-process. We reach death at that moment, but we have been a long time on the way."

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